Kids Are Stupid Because...

Kids Are Stupid Because...

They say they hate to bathe
But when they do they don't want out.
They always want to stay up late
And then take naps in the day.
They don't eat what we fix.
They don't understand the value of work.
They don't make sense when they cry.
They're constantly asking why.
They never do what we ask
When we ask.
They never clean their room
And then complain when it's a mess.
They're never right.
They won't come home on time.
They always ask us to play
When we're tired or busy.
They think we know everything.
They expect us to hear two things at once.
They don't know why we're mad at them
Even though it's what they've just done.

(Written sometime in 1996)

Don't worry.  I have one about grown ups, too.  ;)