The Adventure

Try not to read too much into this poem.  I was just being silly.  I hope it makes you laugh.

The Adventure

I ran around a mountain

And fell into a fountain.

Drank it dry

And began to cry,

"Oh, me!  Oh, my!"

My stomach hurt.

I drank too much.

Have you ever heard of such

A silly thing as that?

I gave myself a pat.

I sat up

I found a pup.

It said,

"Hello, my name is Fred.

I am here to find,

To help rewind,

To help induce vomitting."

When Fred helped,

I yelped!

Fred was silly.

But I was Billy!

(Probably August.  Definitely 1994.  No date was written down.)